Welcome, honoured guests, to The Mayplace Curse! • Please report all ghostly apparitions to someone who cares • Try not to wander off alone • If the lights flicker, don’t worry - it’s just the house remembering • Any whispers from the walls should be ignored • Deathly screams are permitted in moderation • If you misplace your reflection, speak to the host • Guests are reminded not to feed the shadow people • Emergency exits are currently unavailable • Stay close, stay calm, stay curious • Enjoy the evening while it lasts • Happy Halloweeeeeeeen!!!!!
